Inevitable Divorce

Facebook posting from August 11, 2012:

With hindsight, both parties would probably agree that divorce was inevitable. Both also agreed that it was the suntanning/branding incident that probably took it over the edge. Seems she was in the backyard ... suntanning ... in the nude ... asleep. He used some sunblock lotion to mark the letter "M" on her tush.

Once she realized what had happened, she claimed, "You Mbareassed me." He responded, "Yes, for "mine," but I "Y" bare assed your other tush for "yours."

It went downhill from there ...